You thought TENNIS was exciting? Wait till you see what happens when you take out the vowels.Spoiler Alert: The Ball Dies.TNNS: TH BST SPRT YLL VR PLY"Plays like a cross between Breakout and Pong, only about a billion times better..." jayisgames.comA long, tall, ice-cold glass of Fresh-Squeezed Video Game Juice.Hungry? Eat something -- then play TNNS.The next best thing to -- no, never mind: the best thing."TNNS is just, like, the best thing ever." jayisgames.comDo you have one of those devices with a touch screen? Yeah, TNNS is an app for that.Our engineers worked overtime to prove one hypothesis: that there’s no such thing as Too Many Balls.If TNNS were a foreign language, “Too Many Balls” would be how you say “Not Enough Balls”.TNNS: Don’t Worry -- you can Tweet your score.TNNS: It’s Cool, Guys -- we included power-ups you can buy with in-game currency.More curves than your dad’s secret magazine collection.8 Quarters For Unlimited Play.Achievements you can put on your professional resume.If a pinball table married a jazz band and had a million weird babies . . . yeah, that’s TNNS.Forget everything you ever thought you knew about anything . . . and then try real hard to remember it later.Plays so sharp you’ll need a TNNS shot.IT’S LIKE THERE’S A PARTY IN YOUR HOUSE . . . AND ONLY TENNIS BALLS ARE INVITED.YOU MAY NEED TO WEAR A VISOR.
"TNNS is great."
-Bennett Foddy, professor of philosophy, Oxford University
NNS is a game about bouncing and bending balls. It's a game about keeping your eyes on balls. And sometimes there are a lot of balls. It's just you against a parade of hand-crafted levels randomly selected from a stock of hundreds. It'll never be the same game twice -- it will, however, be an awesome game infinite times. Smash, scatter, swerve, bend, and bump your way through a never-ending labyrinth of tricks and fun. Collect star coins. Spend them in the store -- customize your game, or power up your paddle to boost your score into the sky. And oh yeah -- it's got multi-player: Turn any social gathering into a party. Turn any other human into your best friend. Or worst enemy.